Funny Inheritance Joke
The Old Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the following problem to one of
his classes:
Lady Gaga’s Best (or Worst) Costumes
Lady Gaga is famous for her outrageous sense of fashion. Whether she’s on stage, at an awards night, going shopping or even meeting the Queen there is an outfit for every occasion. Below are a few examples, and you can see many more of Lady Gaga’s outfits here.
Woman accepts ‘Village Idiot’ award for hair blaze
STORY, Ind. – A woman whose hair caught fire when her hairspray-coated follicles ignited as she lit a cigarette is now a southern Indiana town’s reigning “Village Idiot.” Dani Hamm earned the honorary title this month by getting the most votes from regulars at the Story Inn, a restaurant and bar about 15 miles east of Bloomington where she’s a bartender.
Service at sword point at “Ninja” restaurant
TAIPEI (Reuters) – Waitresses wield swords and flare flames at diners, who have to get past a moat before sitting at their table in the dimly lit dining hall.
Dog Washed Out to Sea Has Lucky Escape
WARSAW (Reuters) – A dog had a lucky escape when a Polish boat rescued him from an ice floe that had carried him more than 100 miles up a river and out onto the icy waters of the Baltic Sea.
Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
Smart Girl
Man provides photo for his own wanted poster
LONDON (Reuters) – A British man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mugshot they had printed of him as part of a public appeal to track him down.
One-legged suspect caught with one stolen shoe
BRUSSELS – Police said a one-legged suspect was caught after only one shoe went missing in a store in Belgium. An amputee was an immediate suspect when a store attendant found one shoe missing from a shop in the western Belgian town of Maldegem. Police spokesman Rik Decraemer said Monday authorities were alerted and quickly found the man who fit the description by shopkeepers. The shoe was also recovered.








