You See That Indian?
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?”
Gramps Popeye

LOL… I wonder how Olive looks like!
Hunting License
A redneck was getting in his truck and a trooper pulled up and asked him, if he had a hunting license for this state. The redneck showed him the license, and the trooper was satisfied. But, the trooper saw another duck, and he sniffed its butt and said “This is a Kansas duck, do you have a Kansas hunting license?”.
Good at Sensitive Stuff
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”
Homer’s Brain

That explain everything..LOL..I guess Lisa got all the brains in that family.
Standing on the Roof of a Building
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.
What Happened to the Woman
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back.









