Eternal Truths (by women)
1. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Stand-in mistress sought to take wife’s abuse
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday.
Rehab Britney doll for sale

The moment Britney Spears would have been dreading has finally arrived – the very first Britney Rehab Doll.
The new shaved head figurine, complete with straight jacket, is currently fetching bids on eBay for $82 (£42).
10 Reasons not to go Jogging
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now & we don’t know where the heck she is.
Robber Forgets to Pull Up His Mask
The service station robber forgot just one thing – to pull his bandanna over his face.
How temperature affects the mind
40 degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees:
Italian cars won’t start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
The Top 10 Craziest Science Stuff you didn’t know
You can Hypnotize Chickens
A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken.
If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds to 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.
Find a partner compatible with your Pets with Dutch Dating Website
AMSTERDAM: Looking for the love of your life? Does your pet put potential partners off? – There is now a website where you can find a partner compatible with your dog, cat, snake or spider.








