Offbeat Enough

The following Womens words and phrases have been translated into English for your convenience.

Woman: Yes
English: No

Woman: No
English: Yes (or No)

Woman: Maybe
English:No

Woman: I’m sorry
English: You’ll be sorry

Woman: You want
English: You want

Woman: We need
English: I want

Woman: It’s your decision
English: The correct decision should be obvious by now

Woman: Do what you want
English: You’ll pay for this later

Woman: We need to talk
English: I need to complain

Woman: I’m not upset
English: Of course I’m upset, you moron!

Woman: You’re … so manly
English: You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Woman: Be romantic, turn out the lights
English: I have flabby thighs

Woman: This kitchen is so inconvenient
English: I want a new house