God speaks - Don’t Make Me Come Down There

LOL… Nice signboard.. Please do come and visit us….

LOL… Nice signboard.. Please do come and visit us….
Two German schoolboys made a 200 mile trip across the country on their own using pedal cars and a train.

HAMLIN, Pa. - Lightning can strike twice. Just ask Don Frick.
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic lecturer.
A woman had to be rescued by firefighters after she fell headfirst into a recycling bin.
The woman had apparently dropped off some clothes and then changed her mind and tried to get them back.
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table.
A Moldovan who claimed his wife had died and borrowed cash to pay for her funeral was exposed when pals went to see how he was coping - and she opened the door.
HONG KONG (Reuters) - An Indonesian maid has been jailed for six days in Hong Kong for serving her boss a cup of water containing urine, a newspaper reported Wednesday.

Err.. Where’s the head? That’s creepy..
A blind 74-year-old water-skiier took to Lake Windermere in a protest against a new 10mph speed limit.

Gerald Price, from Stockport, skied at 28mph to test the new bylaw on England’s largest lake.