Top Ten Lines From Internet Chat Rooms

1 You’re different… I’ve never felt like this about someone I’ve never met before.

2 I’m new online and haven’t had time to create a profile… but tell me more about yourself.

3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I’m getting excited.

4 I’m 5′4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body!

5 I’m 6′0, great tan, and buffed from working out.

6 Yes of course I’m female…

7 I’m in this private room consoling a depressed friend.

8 No this is my only screen name… You mean you can have more then one?

9 I’m not like most of the guy’s/gal’s here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel coffee shop)

10 I don’t care what you look like, it’s what’s on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I’m horny and could care less, just type)

July 9th, 2007 @ 01:57 PM • Filed under Funny Jokes

 

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