Technology Gone Too Far
Three guys in a bar bragging about their high tech phones. One guy has the other 2 beat hands down!
Three guys in a bar bragging about their high tech phones. One guy has the other 2 beat hands down!
My boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Protesters turned out on Amsterdam’s central Dam Square on Saturday, hoping to stop the government from banning magic mushrooms and asking to “save the ’shrooms”.

Lol.. Imagine what that must look like at night! I hate to see what’s on the other side of the tunnel
Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria.
A lock of hair taken from Che Guevara’s body has sold for £58,000 at a US auction.

It sold to the only bidder, who runs a bookshop near Houston, for the reserve price, plus a buyer’s premium.

I think the bull will falls in the water and after them..
A Chinese man had a 200-metre long wedding dress made for his fiancee.

A Ken says he originally planned to make the dress 2008 meters long, in tribute to the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
A 640lb pumpkin has won a competition in Lancashire.

Gerrard Wright, of Tarleton, won the 2007 All England trophy with his giant specimen, which was 100lbs heavier than last year’s winner.