Painting Found In Trash Sells For $1M

NEW YORK - An abstract masterpiece by a Mexican artist that was found in the trash by a woman who knew little about modern art has been sold for more than $1 million.

NEW YORK - An abstract masterpiece by a Mexican artist that was found in the trash by a woman who knew little about modern art has been sold for more than $1 million.

Women drivers again? LOL.. nah…Look at the tracks, looks real.. how cool is that..
Windsor Castle has been the victim of a cat burglar every day for the past four years.

Sleeping in the office too often? You might need this:
“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”

SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional “ho ho ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - An Amsterdam resident has put for sale on eBay a chestnut that he says came from the tree that Anne Frank gazed upon while hiding from the Nazis, as activists fight to save the diseased tree from being felled.

Bling Bling! It’s the Aluminum Falcon..
I wonder how much foil he or she used!