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	<title>Offbeat Enough</title>
	<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com</link>
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		<title>Cop&#8217;s First Day</title>
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As if being arrested wasn&#8217;t bad enough..
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		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/05/07/cops-first-day/</link>
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		<title>Yankees-Red Sox argument ends in murder?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON (Reuters) - A New York Yankees&#8217; fan was accused on Monday of murdering a Boston Red Sox supporter and injuring another by running both down with a car after a heated argument over one of America&#8217;s oldest sporting rivalries.
Ivonne Hernandez, 43, pleaded not guilty on Monday to reckless second-degree murder, aggravated driving while intoxicated [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/05/07/yankees-red-sox-argument-ends-in-murder/</link>
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		<title>Blonde Astronaut</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
&#8220;If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?&#8221;
After pondering the question she answered, &#8220;I would [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/04/29/blonde-astronaut/</link>
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		<title>Driver follows sat-nav into river</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Norfolk taxi driver ended up stranded after he followed his sat-nav system&#8217;s directions - into a river.
The mini-bus driver was on his way to collect a fare in Castle Acre, near King&#8217;s Lynn, when he took a wrong turn into the River Nar.
Fortunately he had no passengers aboard - but he did have the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/04/24/driver-follows-sat-nav-into-river/</link>
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		<title>Number 1 Reason To Have Kids</title>
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They&#8217;re GREAT at changing tires&#8230;:D
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		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/04/16/number-1-reason-to-have-kids/</link>
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		<title>Painful Plastic Surgery Prank</title>
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Dude pretending to have had some &#8220;male&#8221; plastic surgery scares the craps out of the patients outside the operating room. Hilarious! Enjoy!
Watch Video Here
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		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/04/14/painful-plastic-surgery-prank/</link>
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		<title>Lads&#8217; Mag Offers Free Divorce</title>
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An Australian lads&#8217; mag is running a competition with a free divorce as the prize.
The competition will allow one disgruntled husband to &#8220;unleash themselves back to bachelor hood&#8221;.
Zoo Weekly&#8217;s £5,000 divorce package includes lawyers fees, court costs - and a divorce party with pin-up girls.
There is also a three-tiered divorce cake, a cleaner for two [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/04/14/lads-mag-offers-free-divorce/</link>
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		<title>Just Married&#8230;</title>
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The groom doesn&#8217;t look happy at all&#8230;lol
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		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/04/07/just-married/</link>
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		<title>Man &#8216;Targeted By Aliens&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Bosnian man whose home has been hit an incredible five times by meteorites believes he is being targeted by aliens.
Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the rocks Radivoje Lajic has handed over were meteorites.
They are now investigating local magnetic fields to try and work out what makes the property so attractive to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/04/07/man-targeted-by-aliens/</link>
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		<title>The Cop In The Crapper Prank</title>
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Unsuspecting people are asked to videotape a person coming out of a port-a-potty as a joke. But when the person turns out to be a COP, things get pretty funny! Enjoy!
Watch Video Here
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		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/03/27/the-cop-in-the-crapper-prank/</link>
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		<title>LA man gets long-stolen Mustang back</title>
		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES - A Los Angeles man is getting his stolen Mustang back — 38 years after it was stolen. The vehicle has an extra 300,000 miles and a different paint job, but Eugene Brakke&#8217;s 1965 Mustang is evidently running just fine.
Brakke reported the car stolen to Burbank police in May 1970.
One month later, a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/03/22/la-man-gets-long-stolen-mustang-back/</link>
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		<title>Movie List</title>
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Now THAT Would be a movie worth seeing&#8230;  
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		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/03/18/movie-list/</link>
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		<title>Honey, will you marry&#8230; Oh. Never mind&#8230;</title>
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LONDON (Reuters) - It is the one moment every man wants to get right &#8212; and which London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji could hardly have got more wrong.
The luckless 28 year-old&#8217;s dreams of giving his sweetheart, Leanne, 26, the ultimate proposal have literally vanished into thin air.
Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/03/18/honey-will-you-marry-oh-never-mind/</link>
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		<title>Home Alone</title>
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Funny commercial about pets guarding a house..
Watch Video Here
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		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/03/15/home-alone/</link>
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		<title>Knitters Dress Up Trees For Public Art</title>
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YELLOW SPRINGS, Ohio - No, that&#8217;s not a hallucination. That pear tree is wearing a sweater.
Wrapped around the trunk is a colorful, crazy-quilt skin made up of panels of yarn knitted individually by residents and visitors alike. Good-luck charms cling to the yarn. Family photos, poems and jokes peek out of knitted pockets.
The art project [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offbeatenough.com/2008/03/11/knitters-dress-up-trees-for-public-art/</link>
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