Heaven And Hell
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
Real Harry Potter weathers Pottermania
BRADENTON, Fla. – Sometimes it’s a hassle being Harry Potter. Especially when you’re a 78-year-old man who happens to share the name of a certain fictional boy wizard who is famous the world over.
Strongest Man Competition
The local pub was so sure that its landlord was the strongest man around that it offered a standing £1,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the landlord would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer. Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win the money.
Former Racing Champ Loses Driving License

SAO PAULO (Reuters) – Three-time Formula One champion Nelson Piquet began taking a driving education course on Monday in Brazil after having his license revoked for racking up too many traffic violations, local media reported.
Vandals Disrobe Hitler, Steal Teletubbies From Wax Museum

DUBLIN (AP) — Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler and are missing their clothes and Fred Flintstone and the Teletubbies are just plain missing after a raid on wax figures owned by Ireland’s National Wax Museum.
God speaks – Don’t Make Me Come Down There

LOL… Nice signboard.. Please do come and visit us….
Kids Go On Holiday In Pedal Car
Two German schoolboys made a 200 mile trip across the country on their own using pedal cars and a train.
Man Survives 2nd Lightning Strike

HAMLIN, Pa. – Lightning can strike twice. Just ask Don Frick.
Any Idiots In The Room?
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic lecturer.







