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A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — American Idol is suing a Texas strip club over its “Stripper Idol” contest.
FremantleMedia North America, which owns the popular TV show, says the contest is a trademark violation that could mislead the public to think the show sponsors the event, The Dallas Morning News reported in Tuesday editions. The company has filed a lawsuit in federal court to stop the weekly contest.
DUBLIN (Reuters) – Irish-American dance master Michael Flatley is back on stage after years of suffering from a “mystery virus,” thanks to a treatment by an Irish “energy healer,” Irish media quoted Flatley as saying on Wednesday.
HAMILTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) — Santa Claus won’t need rabies shots after all.
It turns out that a large kitty that drew blood after biting a volunteer Santa Claus at a charity event in New Jersey had been properly vaccinated.
A man was invited for dinner at a friend’s house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his date by calling her “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc.
Santas are going on health and safety courses so they don’t hurt themselves balancing children on their knees.
SEDALIA, Mo. – A hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain. Randy Goodman, 49, said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.
MANILA (AFP) – Manila airport workers have been banned from wishing travelers a Merry Christmas, according to local a newspaper.
The mayor of Batman, Turkey, is suing Warner Bros. and The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan for using the Cape Crusader’s name without the city’s permission.
