Shakira Parody

This is a parody of Shakira’s excellent song Whenever Wherever Shakira – whenever dont make a difference Performed by Mo Collins from MadTv Lyrics supplied by N1GAGE Baby I was born that far away so, I speak English as a se-cond language, I do not comprehend the words I say, There’s no word that rymes with language, Fortunate that I have a smoken’ body, Lead to I only sing in jibberish, Fortunate that I am uh these kinds of a hottie, Watch my hips go quiverish, Very good news for you, I am double jointed, as well Whatever, Don’t Make any difference, I can sing about pancake batter, I will shake my derier, And you won’t go nowhere, Bend more than, Arrive Underneath, Arrive enjoy my thighs of thunder, I’ll just toss my hips and hair, And you will not go nowhere, Lucky, that my hips arn’t only droopy, When I shake them they transfer mountains, Fortunate that these breasts are proud and perky, And my lips are full and poutin’, Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa, Time to crawl into the mud, No matter what, Don’t Make a difference, You wouldn’t pay attention if I have been fatter, That I got a spicy rear, So you won’t go nowhere, Peek under, turn around, I make no sense if you are sober, So I clash my hips and hair, And you won’t go nowhere.

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50 Responses to Shakira Parody

  1. sophiechen33 4 February, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

    stupid..ihate it your parody ist terrible

  2. X7o0o0oTX 4 February, 2011 at 5:00 pm #

    very suck and not funny

  3. kiskisvit 4 February, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    My god….soooooooo fuckingfunny!!!!!!!!!Whenever-Whatever ……..

  4. guz9122 4 February, 2011 at 6:36 pm #

    /watch?v=swzidXFTVhY

  5. BUBLICIOUS1000 4 February, 2011 at 7:06 pm #

    RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. jacobsgrl1 4 February, 2011 at 7:28 pm #

    time to crawl into th mud lololololololololooloololoz

  7. babypink912 4 February, 2011 at 8:15 pm #

    she said theres no word that rhymes with language i thought of”garbage” just like i think of this song LMAO

  8. NAHRINLAVIGNE 4 February, 2011 at 8:51 pm #

    It´s in the middle of the night, I can´t sleep, I´m tired, so right now I would laugh bout everything, cause I´m so tired. So I laughed a lot hahahaha

  9. jw12061 4 February, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    laughing my ass off hahaha

  10. feliceloux86 4 February, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    uuh guys i really feel unhappy now anyone wanna chat

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  12. ilavunicorns 4 February, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    LOL i love mo collins awesome parody !!

  13. lucyfire890 4 February, 2011 at 10:32 pm #

    Whatever dont matter i can sing about pancake batter

  14. daddysgirl121494 4 February, 2011 at 11:11 pm #

    I love shakira but I also love this, it’s fricken hilarious :)

  15. Zh3r0Jr 4 February, 2011 at 11:12 pm #

    What’s this ? :| OMG

  16. slimtasty24 4 February, 2011 at 11:36 pm #

    YOU MAY NOT LIKE THIS PARODY BUT CHECK OUT….ITS HAS MORE VIEWS AND ATTENTION THAT THE REAL VIDEO!! LOL….THIS IS SOOO FUNNNY!!

  17. TheRustiestPunk 4 February, 2011 at 11:40 pm #

    keep pressing 6 to see a zombie face :D

  18. gpiggielover6781 4 February, 2011 at 11:57 pm #

    Its cute how this blonde thinks she is funny.

  19. fransiscogr 5 February, 2011 at 12:21 am #

    Horrible vieja nadie como shakira

  20. fjdslkfjfdsf 5 February, 2011 at 1:03 am #

    nice song.

    traversable Lorentzian wormholes.

    “imaging radars” +”mathforum” google.com.

  21. Nicole853592 5 February, 2011 at 1:29 am #

    LoL ☻
    But..not fair for Shakira .. :3

  22. rockerpista1 5 February, 2011 at 2:03 am #

    very funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. rockerpista1 5 February, 2011 at 2:07 am #

    very funny!!!!

  24. jenny18801l 5 February, 2011 at 2:28 am #

    I’m not laughing…

  25. patrickhilschenz 5 February, 2011 at 3:13 am #

    better than shakira

  26. GlobalSkippy 5 February, 2011 at 3:37 am #

    2:38 is delicious!

  27. PSNshadow 5 February, 2011 at 4:32 am #

    i wanna hear a lyrics version ^.^

  28. xblarlarax 5 February, 2011 at 4:45 am #

    Loser

  29. MrSnafoo1 5 February, 2011 at 4:46 am #

    8,053 people are rasist

  30. ievimonkey 5 February, 2011 at 5:24 am #

    I move away from the mic to breathe o.o is Dr.Pepper making fun of Tay?

  31. someone112524 5 February, 2011 at 5:42 am #

    ummm this is……………………..AWSOME

  32. leo4710 5 February, 2011 at 6:40 am #

    Press play the press 4 and watch Jay tell you to do it!

  33. shawnjacob32 5 February, 2011 at 7:22 am #

    @Abrarij95

    Awww someone took my comment too seriously and thought I was being serious. Don’t cry about it go to your local drug store and pick up a tampon.

  34. Abrarij95 5 February, 2011 at 7:29 am #

    @shawnjacob32 look at the date of this video dipshit…

  35. mileymaster111 5 February, 2011 at 7:37 am #

    Tay didn’t hit puberty HE FUCKIN SLAMMED IT

  36. TheValiance 5 February, 2011 at 7:57 am #

    When he resorts to using the line “Ohio’s agriculture is based on grain” you know he’s struggling to come up with lyrics.

  37. shawnjacob32 5 February, 2011 at 7:58 am #

    @benrocky99

    Haha lol.

  38. benrocky99 5 February, 2011 at 7:59 am #

    @shawnjacob32 srry i accsidentily voted down

  39. obamahadalama 5 February, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    thumbs up if south park got you here >_<, lol it’s the f**king squirell death stare

  40. obamahadalama 5 February, 2011 at 9:27 am #

    thumbs up if south park got you here >_<

  41. jordanmakesvids 5 February, 2011 at 9:40 am #

    @reiligha the thing ins he denies it being about racial struggles so eat a dick

  42. 30NIGHTCRAWLER30 5 February, 2011 at 10:30 am #

    Chocolate poop

  43. xPePPaZx 5 February, 2011 at 11:05 am #

    he moves his mouth away from the mic so he can breathe

  44. thedarkergerkin 5 February, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    what the hell is this real.like a real music release?

  45. Alrup1 5 February, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    hehe… cherry shity rain…

  46. reiligha 5 February, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    So, you started out writing a great song about the struggles of African American struggles, but then sold it out into a video that features everything that mocks the culture you wanted to defend, and made fun of yourself for cash. Wrong move, dude.

  47. dyamiohshtcorriveau 5 February, 2011 at 1:48 pm #

    Major sellout.
    Hope you’re happy :

  48. Guillen41495 5 February, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    EVERYONE hr’s about 27

  49. GoodThreads 5 February, 2011 at 2:21 pm #

    2:06 thumbs up for tay zonday the stalker!

  50. Xather15 5 February, 2011 at 2:26 pm #

    This is INSANE!!!

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